PencilEyes

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after boomerangs because you'll only end up with a  whole lot of ugly in your spleen." I never quite understood his advice until one day where it rained cats and dogs, I was gardening with my best friend Fred McBob Weener. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was moldy and spooky sounds came from deep within. Fred McBob Weener saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!